October 27, 2004 [Wednesday] 3:44 am
I Am Sheylara, Bimbo-Geek!
Woot! I'm a geek I'm a geek yaaaaaaaay!!
Chong refused to accept it when I told him I'm a geek, so here's the proof.
And may I say that I did not choose the geek answers on purpose. I answered all the questions very honestly, okay!!
For example, to the question:
"I am most comfortable wearing..."
I answered:
"My cheerleader outfit. Don't I look cute??"
And I still turned out to be a geek!
I'll admit I'm not a true-blue geek — I can't build my own PC from scratch, for instance — but I think there is enough geek in me to call me a geek.
Elyxia was telling us the other night that if you know the answer to the meaning of life, which everyone knows is 42, then you're a geek. So I already qualify on that count, thanks.
To further prove my point, I find THIS oh so funny:
(It's supposed to be a horizontal strip but I had to tweak it so it would fit in here and I hope I won't get sued or anything so here's a link to the original strip.)
I love PvP Online. It's 100% pure geeky goodness.
Not that I'm trying to be a geek or anything.
It's just that... I was meeting Chong at the MRT Station for dinner. Not dinner at the MRT Station, that's just a meeting place, stop being a wise guy.
The first thing he said when he saw me was, "Why do you look so deathly pale??"
So I was telling him that I had not seen the sun for two days because I'd been sitting at my computer watching Everquest 2 videos and trolling Everquest 2 forums, and I hadn't eaten anything all day because I wasn't able to move myself away from my computer.
And he was, like, "OMG. There are better things to do with your time!"
In defence, I said, "Fine. I'm a geek."
And he said, "No, you're not."
Chong can be so argumentative.
Well, now I have proven that I am a geek, so there.
I do wish I could build my own PC from scratch but I'm too lazy to try to figure it out. And I don't like all the cuts and scratches I see people get when they're fiddling with computer innards.
What can I say? I'm a bimbo-geek.
Woot.
Speaking of Chong, he is upset that I always mention him in my blogs.
I told him it can't be helped because he is interesting and newsworthy.
And his response was: "Okay, next Chong article will be 'Contribute Jobless Fund For Chong'."
Chong, you see, is now jobless because... well, just because!
Poor Chong!
So, because he has been such a good friend to me, I shall return the favour by creating for him a donation account so that Chong fans can send him money to help him through his difficult time!
So, clicky on this:
And here are some reasons why we should all donate to Contribute Jobless Fund For Chong:
- He has been quite entertaining fodder in my blogs. Admit it! He makes
you laugh!
- He has made some really cool iSerena wallpapers for me to upload here
so that my readers can download them, but I haven't uploaded them because
I am a) lazy and b) unable to imagine why anyone would want to download
iSerena wallpapers.
- He needs money to maintain his blond hair and goatee to attract the
chicks.
- It's almost Christmas and we need to start getting into the spirit
of Christmas.
- He will make you a nice wallpaper and surprise you with a singing telegram on Christmas Day if you send him money.
As his agent, I will, of course, take a 30% cut because agents are supposed to be bloodsuckers. And someone has to do it, right?
Besides, Chong personally agreed to give me a cut for my boob fund.
Yaaaaaaaaay!